Traffic Jams Predicted in California as the Nation Rushes to see Matt Carpenter’s Artwork on Display at 2nd Street Cigar Lounge and Gallery in Downtown Los Angeles on Friday May 2nd, 2014

– DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES, CA, USA, EARTH, MILKY WAY, DOWN THE STREET FROM THE VIRGO SUPERCLUSTER, UNIVERSE, MULTIVERSE

Truck drivers are pissed. Taxi drivers are thrilled. Matt Carpenter is semi-prepared.

“Semi-prepared for what,” you may ask?

Go ahead. You may ask.

Ahh, I’m glad you asked!

5 works from Matt Carpenter will be on display and available for purchase at a kick-ass downtown Los Angeles venue. Info below:

Who:

Local artists including painters and photographers will be present with their works on display, as well as the mysterious figure behind www.mattcarpenterart.com.

What:

What?

When:

The display starts with an opening reception on Friday, May 2nd, 2014 from 7:00PM to 11:00PM, with Matt Carpenter and other artists in attendance.

The works will remain on display for two weeks.

Where:

2nd Street Cigar Lounge and Gallery

124 W 2nd St, Los Angeles, CA 90012

Why:

Because I said so!

How:

I’m still working on that part.

So the point here is, now might be a good time to get yourself one of those little personal helicopters because traffic is going to be outrageous. Projections estimate that roughly 14.35 million people will be in attendance. Parking, however, is not expected to be a problem.

To ensure they can handle this, 2nd Street Cigar Lounge and Gallery has ordered a few extra boxes of cigars; so don’t panic.

Matt Carpenter was unavailable for comment because he’s super nervous and kinda freaking out. It’ll be OK, though, Matt. We here at www.mattcarpenterart.com have your back!

Even Match, 8" by 10", will be on display
Even Match, 8″ by 10″, will be on display

Any time during that two week period, folks, feel free to swoop by and pick up a cigar and check out (purchase?!) some artwork!

Reporting Live from my laptop, this is some guy signing off. Well I can’t sign off until I submit this post, but you get the idea.

See ya! 🙂