Chatroom user “HotGirl1946” was seen saying “Wait, AOL has been free for years now? They’ve been billing me for service for almost 20 years!! brb, calling them”<\/p>\n
Chatroom user “lolleyscrolley” had a lot to say:<\/p>\n
lolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nHotGirl1946: They said they’ll stop billing me.
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nHotGirl1946: hey stop that! some people are still paying for this, kid!
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol bob dole ftw lol lol scroll scroll
\nlolleyscrolley: lol lol scroll scroll lol lol obama sucks lol lol scroll scroll<\/p>\n
The news post was very vague, and not much was learned from it, but the rumors are both flying and travelling by train.<\/p>\n
For more on this, we’re joined by our friend Moe_Ron, an avid news reader:<\/span><\/p>\n Moe: Well, Ron. What do you think of the newly posted news post?<\/p>\n Ron: It sucks! There’s nothing here. The only thing good about it is that we’re featured here.<\/p>\n Moe: Well, I found it delightful and entertaining. And to top it off, yes, we’re featured! I think this is great!<\/p>\n Ron: It’s bullshit. They have NOTHING to announce. This website fucking blows, Moe. Let’s get out of here!<\/p>\n Moe: Ron, that’s a little harsh. Did you see any of the artwork?<\/a><\/p>\n Ron: No, I thought this was just a bunch of stupid fake news stories. Lemmie take a look.<\/p>\n …..<\/p>\n WWWOOOOAAAHHHHHH, man! Did you see the new one? Dandy.<\/a><\/p>\n Moe: Why do you always call me names like that, Ron? You’re so insensitive. I thought we were friends, but you’re so MEAN to me like ALL the time! You constantly disappoint me \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n Ron: You constantly disappoint me as well, Moe. I’m talking about the new artwork called Dandy<\/a>. That’s the name of the art piece<\/a>. You idiot.<\/p>\n Moe: Oh. Oh, sorry for getting mad at you, Ron. YES! Yes I looked at them all earlier. I love it!<\/p>\n Ron: Dude there was art on this website this whole time? Why didn’t you tell me?! MOE, what the hell?!<\/p>\n Moe: You never listen to me. I told you to click the links in those stories.<\/p>\n Ron: I was too busy with hookers to click on links. Remember?<\/p>\n Moe: Yeah, did you pay them yet? That guy’s been showing up and pushing me around again, saying he’s gunna hurt you real bad if he doesn’t get his money.<\/p>\n Ron: Don’t worry about it. It’s allllllll good, Moe.<\/p>\n Moe: I AM worried. I know you’re broke, Ron. You shouldn’t get hookers when you’re broke. Didn’t your mother teach you that? She taught ME that.<\/p>\n Ron: She was too busy with hookers to teach me that.<\/p>\n Moe: Oh hey! I wanted to suggest we have pasta for dinner tonight. What do you think?<\/p>\n Ron: I’m sick of your ravioli, Moe. Can’t you make something else? Damn.<\/p>\n Moe: Why do you treat me like this? Forget it, Ron! Forget it! I’m going to the bar!<\/p>\n Ron: Fine! Good! Go pick up boys; see if I care!!<\/p>\n ….<\/p>\n Wait! Moe, wait! Please stay. Let’s have pasta. I love you.<\/p>\n Moe: I love you too, Ronold. Are you hungry?<\/p>\n Ron: Starving. Get your arse in the kitchen!<\/p>\n Moe: Arse? hahaa what are you British now?<\/p>\n Ron: Just trying it out. Didn’t like it. Get your ass in the kitchen!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This news reporter couldn’t have said it better, Moe_Ron. Thanks!<\/p>\n We’ll be back at some point in the past or future with another news post. Perhaps there will actually be news to report!<\/p>\n Until then, it’s now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" – CARPENTER MOONBASE News of a new news post on https:\/\/www.mAttcarpenteRarT.com appeared early this morning in some AOL chatrooms, with people excitedly posting links and sparking debates on the newly posted news post. Chatroom user “HotGirl1946” was seen saying “Wait, AOL has been free for years now? They’ve been billing me for service for almost … <\/p>\n![\"This](\"http:\/\/www.mattcarpenterart.com\/word\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Moe_Ron-01.jpg\")
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