{"id":1120,"date":"2016-12-06T17:09:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-07T01:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mattcarpenterart.com\/word\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2016-12-06T17:09:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-07T01:09:18","slug":"shortest-post-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mattcarpenterart.com\/word\/shortest-post-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Shortest Post Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

— EARTH 3.5, REVISION 2B<\/p>\n

An update to the “theme” of this website required me to whip up some large images to be “headers.”<\/p>\n

Coming to mattcarpenterart.com will now randomly display one of 10 images:
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So.. Those are the new headers. Thanks for quickly scrolling through them.<\/p>\n

You’d better get used to them, because you come to this website all the time.<\/p>\n

OK. See ya. Have a nice roast!<\/p>\n

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— EARTH 3.5, REVISION 2B An update to the “theme” of this website required me to whip up some large images to be “headers.” Coming to mattcarpenterart.com will now randomly display one of 10 images:                   So.. Those are the new headers. Thanks for quickly scrolling through … <\/p>\n

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