{"id":1047,"date":"2023-03-10T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-10T08:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mattcarpenterart.com\/word\/?p=1047"},"modified":"2023-03-10T05:33:01","modified_gmt":"2023-03-10T13:33:01","slug":"into_the_night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mattcarpenterart.com\/word\/into_the_night\/","title":{"rendered":"Into the Night (Featuring too many links!)"},"content":{"rendered":"

— CARPENTER PARKING FACILITY 4, PLANET 2, SOLAR SYSTEM 73,873,819, GALAXY 4,829, LOCAL CLUSTER 72, SUPER CLUSTER 16, UNIVERSE 2.3<\/p>

Excuse me<\/a>. Excuse me?!<\/a> HEY! Hi, I got your attention<\/a> now, I see<\/a>, but this is probably annoying.<\/p>

*ahem*<\/strong><\/a> yeah could you help me<\/a> with something? Do you have a few moments<\/a>?<\/p>

Oh awesome thank you thank you!<\/a> OK ok so.. Well.. I’ll try<\/a> not to take up too<\/a> much of your time.. or will I?<\/p>

You see<\/a>.. I’m an artist<\/a>. I wa- What’s that? What kind<\/a> of artist, you ask? Crap<\/a>, I didn’t practice an answer for that..<\/p>

I’m a digital<\/a> abstract artist. I was hoping you might<\/a> help me out.<\/p>

I need<\/a> to know<\/a> something: do you like my<\/a> Night series (LINK TO NIGHT SERIES<\/a>)?<\/p>

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Night Glow<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>

Don’t be<\/a> scared<\/a>, go ahead and take a look. Take your time<\/a>, I’ve got some things to do<\/a> while you browse<\/a> the Night series.<\/p>

You’re done<\/a> already? You’re awesome! Hang on<\/a>, let me wrap up a few things<\/a>. I’ll be back<\/a> in a few moments.<\/p>

OK, I’m back. Wait<\/a>, hold up<\/a>, let me grab my notebook<\/a>.<\/p>

OK, I’m ba- wait, hang on, let me find a pen<\/a>. I’ll be right back.<\/p>

OK, I’m back. Hey, so did you take a look at the Night series? Did you? Hello?<\/a><\/p>

I was looking to get some feedback<\/a> on it. It’s artwork<\/a>. I’m an artist. I made those<\/a>. You were going to help me out, remember?<\/a><\/p>

Oh, now you’re just<\/a> going to ignore me? HELLO?!<\/a> HELLO!!<\/p>

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Night Knot<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>

Are you there? THERE you are, ha sorry, I got disconnected<\/a> and didn’t even realize it.<\/p>

Hey so<\/a> you were able<\/a> to take a look?<\/p>

Ahh, yes. Excellent<\/a>. What’d you think?<\/p>

You like<\/a> them?! Really! Ssssssshhhhhhhhit, yess!! What do you like about them?<\/p>

Where’s my pen<\/a>? Did you take my p- oh it’s right<\/a> here. Can you tell me a few things you like about the Night series?<\/p>

Awesome, thank you so much for your time. As a bonus<\/a> for helping me out, I’m going to show you some of my New Night pieces.<\/p>

Oh, you have to go<\/a>? That’s cool<\/a>, that’s cool<\/a>, right hey thanks again, have a great day. You’re one of the good ones.<\/p>

Hey, excuse me<\/a>. HEY! EXCUSE ME<\/a>! YOU! Hey you dropped your envelope! Hey, come back!!<\/p>

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Another Night Knot<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>

Aww, damn<\/a>, did you see that? That kind person who just helped me out with some feedback<\/a> left their envelope here. Could you chase<\/a> them down and hand it to them?<\/p>

Oh. OH! Hey<\/a>, it’s still you! I didn’t recognize you, sorry about that. Well hey, here’s your envelope. You dropped it in the trash can.<\/p>

It’s trash? Oh, that makes sense, then. Sorry about that. You<\/a> have to go? Oh right, I forgot, you’ve got to leave. That’s cool, right on, thanks, peace, see ya.<\/p>

I’ll just keep these new ones to<\/a> myself, I guess.<\/p>

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Night Lights<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>

You’re still here? Oh, NOW you want to see them, huh? Well I thought you had to leave<\/a>. You feel bad? You think I’m going to show them to you because<\/a> you to<\/a>ld me you feel bad<\/a>? I’m not a charity case, buster<\/a>! Go on! Get lost! Go<\/a> pound a short cliff off a long walk on the beach! Hey hey woah WOAH WOOAHH<\/a> there, calm down! Hey don’t TO<\/a>UCH me!<\/p>

Hey, stop that, there’s no need to get physical<\/a>, BACK OFF, I’ve got really sharp<\/a> fingernails right now. Take it easy<\/a>, why are you being so aggressive<\/a> now? I was just playin’.<\/p>

Fine fine<\/a> I’ll show you a couple of them<\/a>.<\/p>

Hey<\/a> I’m going to leave. Lock<\/a> the door<\/a> on your way in<\/a>, please. Thanks<\/a>! See<\/a> you next time. I hope<\/a> \ud83d\ude42<\/a><\/p>

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Clickity Clackity<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

— CARPENTER PARKING FACILITY 4, PLANET 2, SOLAR SYSTEM 73,873,819, GALAXY 4,829, LOCAL CLUSTER 72, SUPER CLUSTER 16, UNIVERSE 2.3 Excuse me. Excuse me?! HEY! Hi, I got your attention now, I see, but this is probably annoying. *ahem* yeah could you help me with something? Do you have a few moments? Oh awesome thank … <\/p>\n

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